Windows spoopy

OMG guys I just got myself a job at Microsoft but bad news I am not supposed to touch anything because I was still 17 years old and not successful yet. All I did all day was just sit because they did not have anything to do for me. Once I came back at home I noticed a piece Of paper in my fanny pack it said "dear fellow worker, I know you had nothing to do all day so I myself, Bill gates will give you easy instructions on how to build a PC and a new top secret one to be exact the tutorial is on the back of the sheet" I was exited. I eventually made it in just an hour when I started it up it was another story it said windows spoopy which is an odd name for a windows name than it said "your password is DIE!!!" I wondered why the computer gave me my password right away and out of all words why was it die so I typed my password in and I had a desktop picture it had bloody skeletons with blood all over the place I thought this has to be a joke I had no internet explorer or google chrome so it was impossible to go on the internet but there was an icon on the screen untitled 666 I bravely clicked on it and when I did blood was oozing on the walls and the monitor had real blood all over it and I saw a skeleton in my folder and it said "click on me or die" when I clicked on him gore was all over my chair, my walls, my bed, ETC I couldn't take it anymore so than I shut off PC and bashed it with a hammer until it was nothing more than a pile of rubble. I threw away all the pieces put them in the trash bin but when I came back the computer was back where it was it turned on by it self and the computer said words I will never forget it said "You are gonna suffer on this computer" I was forced to turn it on than a skeleton popped out.